If companies had honest slogans, what would some companies' slogans be?

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Utilisateur supprimé · Answer

Apple, faking innovation since 2009.

Nairy Jivanian · Answer

Google: Living the dream

KFC: Most elaborate method of self-harm

LEGO: Hard Work Ahead

tina akhabue · Answer

KFC: Licking finger so good

Jad Daccache · Answer

Joao Luis Ribeiro Ferreira · Answer

Marlboro, because poison never felt so good

Burhan hussain Fateh · Answer

Prove your capability to finish your destiny.

Utilisateur supprimé · Answer

Microsoft: We stole Apple's ideas.

MacDonald's: Die fat.

Samsung: Our workers are slaves.